Throw drawing pin in pot - 1 up

Throw the drawing pin straight into the pot it lives in.

Stand on drawing pin - 1 down

Stand on a drawing pin in the bedroom.

Just in time for Gerrards goal - 1 up

Forgot to watch the footy, then flicked over just in time to see Gerards first goal.

Find last match - 1 up

Can't find a match anywhere in the house, so sit down and grab sketchbook and inside is a match.

Newspaper in the bath - 1 down

Whilst running a bath I knocked in the paper I was going to read.

Fell asleep on the 176 - 1 down

Fell asleep on the bus home, ended up in Sydenham. Half an hour walk and £5 taxi home.

Cake and tea left at my desk - 1 up

2 slices of coffee and walnut sponge from Katherine and a cup of tea from Karen.